Get brutally honest feedback from someone who knows what they're doing.

Upload it. Pick your perspective. Get actionable feedback from a real human β€” free, or from a ranked judge if you want more.

AI can give you an opinion. Roast Ladder gets you judged by a real person whose reputation is on the line.

How it works

Four steps. Real human. No AI judgment.

1

Upload

Your resume, deck, or dating profile β€” whatever you want a real opinion on.

2

Choose your judge

Recruiter, founder, investor, brutally honest friend β€” pick the lens you need.

3

Get roasted

A real person reviews it. Free from the community, or paid for a ranked judge.

4

Fix it

Specific, actionable feedback β€” not just "looks good" or a generic score.

Categories

What do you want roasted?

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More categories coming as the Ladder grows β€” LinkedIn, portfolios, job applications, and more.

Perspectives

Who do you want judging you?

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Meet the roasters

Real people. Earned reputation.

Every roaster here applied, got approved, and built their rank the same way β€” one genuinely useful roast at a time.

Climb the ladder

Ranked by reputation, not volume.

A roaster with a couple of lucky perfect reviews doesn't outrank one with a real track record. Rank has to mean something, so it's earned β€” never bought.

See the full Ladder

No cost to start

Get roasted for free.

Real feedback from the community, genuinely free β€” not a trial, not a bait-and-switch.

πŸ”’ Free Community Roast

Upload your resume, pick a perspective, and a community roaster gives you real, specific feedback. One free roast per person β€” this is how you try Roast Ladder before you ever pay for anything.

Get my free roast
Want a better judge?

How high on the Ladder do you want your judge?

You're not paying to improve your own rank β€” you're paying for access to a more established reviewer. As the Ladder fills up, you'll be able to choose exactly how highly-ranked your judge is.

πŸ”₯ Founding 100
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Your first human roast, one-time founding price. Standard pricing applies after the founding 100 and after your first roast.

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What you actually get

Not just "looks good." Actually useful.

Example roast

Every roast follows this structure: what's wrong, why it matters, and exactly how to fix it.

Before
"Responsible for managing projects."
After
"Led a 7-person cross-functional team delivering a Β£2M payments migration."

Why it matters: recruiters scan quickly and need evidence of results, not a list of responsibilities. Quantify the outcome, not the task.

For Roasters

Build your reputation. Get discovered. Get paid. Every roast you complete builds a rank that's yours β€” earned, never purchased.

Become a Roaster

For Brands

Put your brand where people are actively improving themselves. Sponsor free roasts, categories, or community challenges.

Partner With Roast Ladder
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Private by default. Your resume, pitch deck, or profile is only ever visible to you, the roaster you're matched with, and authorized admins β€” never published, never searchable, unless you explicitly choose to share a result.

FAQ

Questions

Both, on purpose. A roast without a specific fix isn't a good roast β€” and reputation is exactly why bad ones don't stay ranked.

Yes β€” one genuinely free community roast per person, no card required. It's how you try Roast Ladder before paying for anything.

No. Reputation is earned from real ratings and can never be purchased. Brands and roasters can pay for visibility (like a "Featured" label), but that's always clearly marked and never affects the Ladder itself.

Real people β€” recruiters, founders, investors, career coaches β€” who applied and were approved, now with a reputation on the line instead of doing it for free on Twitter.

Never without your permission. Only you, your assigned roaster, and authorized admins can ever see it.

Stop guessing what people think.

Get roasted. Fix it.

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